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Thought Demotivational Poster


THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm, #227589
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm, #227530
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am, #227148
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm, #227146
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am, #246234
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm, #243452
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm, #217675
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211637
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211636
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am, #247427
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm, #228465
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am, #228439
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am, #228435
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #228434
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am, #158633
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm, #212664
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am, #245077
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am, #227880
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am, #227875
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm, #227862
Nice work Hamster.


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm, #223979
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am, #223910
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am, #223907
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am, #223901
I'm not sure why but... 5


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am, #214576

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am, #214572
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out ra** of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #214228
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm, #214214
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am, #214193
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm, #214179
Don't bring up **** from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm, #214178
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm, #214063
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm, #214046
Amen


DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm, #137007
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am, #136922
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm, #165070

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm, #165068
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm, #158016
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm, #158015
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am, #222305
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am, #222278
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm, #222264
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm, #222261
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm, #222251

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222246
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am, #222219
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am, #222218
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am, #222213
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am, #222212
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am, #222177
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am, #222176
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am, #222172
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250324
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


THINKING - I used to think I was indecisive... But now I'm not too sure


TAGS: i thought i was indecisive
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:19 pm, #229115
Thanks :D Much appreciated
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 11:22 am, #228799
funny 5L


NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am, #206615
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


Reality -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am, #258531
Thanks.
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 10:51 pm, #258515
well this is gorgeous


IN JUST THREE WORDS - I Can Sum Up Everything I've Learned About Life It Goes On


TAGS: deep thought life
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mommakaboom

mommakaboom - October 2, 2012, 10:52 pm, #239681
I guess when life ends...I won't know that's it's not goin' on...Til then...I'll live by this lesson...Works well for me...
EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2012, 2:25 pm, #239656
No, it doesn't. One of the BIG points of life is that it ends! Get busy livin'!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 12:04 pm, #239651
jeez... Missy, this is so typical ... can't you get away of that pattern?...hehehe
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:52 am, #239650
Great Poster mommakaboom your work is beautiful but I'm an odd cookie and have to ask...where DID she get those shoes?!!!!! Me wants!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 11:35 am, #239648
well said...


MUSIC -


TAGS: music thoughts pure soul hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 9:29 pm, #202783
thank you
forseti - November 15, 2010, 6:59 pm, #202762
5+fav!
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:18 pm, #202603
I don't know thank you though.
MrDurden - November 13, 2010, 10:27 am, #202587
How do you keep coming up with awesome posters like this?
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:09 am, #202573
That's the best way to create.
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 12:07 am, #202572
they just pop into my mind and i rush to the computer.. I had this thought while memorizing all the things that define citizenship.. d*** social studies exam..
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:02 am, #202571
Thank YOU... for keepin' them coming strong.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:54 pm, #202570
Thank you
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 11:49 pm, #202569
Very nice.


THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.




THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.




NAVY TRUISM - There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky


TAGS: your thought for the day
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - October 15, 2010, 10:23 am, #198420
I personally watched 2 planes go into the drink. Airman, I apologize, I accidentally hit 3 when I was going for the 5. no more early morning voting for me...
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:15 pm, #177873
@Dive.. a lot accumulated down there during WWII.. not just our navy's.. it was well spread out
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:14 pm, #177872
the poor geese LOL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 1:59 pm, #177871
ROR! Owned by the resident hound!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 1:39 pm, #177866
No. But they crashed quite a few submarines into flocks of geese!
Divemedic - May 26, 2010, 1:38 pm, #177865
So you are saying the Navy has crashed a lot of Planes into the Ocean?


HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




POTENTIAL -




HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am, #248384
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


"THINK NOISY AND COLORFULLY, OR YOU'RE NOT ALIVE" - - Mel Brooks


TAGS: life thought imagination
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:11 am, #244855
Young Frankenstein, greatness.


interjection -


TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am, #257442
Lol
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm, #257428
Testing
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am, #253186
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm, #251647
Haha!
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am, #251630
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251628
Now THAT’S a visual!


KEEP YOUR SOUL DARLING - im not looking for a soul mate just a good time




IN BETWEEN -


TAGS: thoughts and wonder
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

lesterinside - March 23, 2010, 1:54 am, #166423
*****5L*****


3D -




bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty ***y imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm, #258992
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am, #258981
yes you do...oh yes...you do


LOST IN THOUGHT - It's a natural thing We all get lost in unfamiliar territory


TAGS: lost in thought
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Airman - August 17, 2012, 10:58 am, #238505
and you say that right after you shoo them off of your lawn
M0rd3kaI - August 17, 2012, 7:40 am, #238503
A silver flute is nothing without a tune... even though you're out of tune... quite a bit... ear bleedingly out of tune... You still have a better tune than most.
rerun - August 16, 2012, 10:06 pm, #238495

Some people say I have let myself go, I just say I have added character in my golden years.
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 8:57 pm, #238492
I think I used a picture of you in your younger days too
rerun - August 16, 2012, 8:23 pm, #238491

Happens to me everyday.
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:54 pm, #232595
Oh... well in that case I'll have to say: Sorry For Party Rockin'
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:49 pm, #232593
It would be "Hammertime" except for this minor inconvenient fact: You Can't Touch This!...
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:43 pm, #232592
Hahaha, didn't notice that either... until just now, although somewhat out of rhythm... "It's Hammertime!"
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:37 pm, #232590
Nah, it's good... Besides, I just noticed both of our avatars are wearing sun-glasses... And groovin' out...!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 2:52 pm, #232587
......... bugger... and I did the research to see if this one was not already made... oh well, slightly different wording and a different pic can get you far XD thanks
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 2:19 pm, #232586
He he he, Kai, I knew I would rub off on you... You are taking after me... #146227... He he he... ;D


THE LAST THOUGHT -


TAGS: last thought
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - July 21, 2011, 4:38 am, #221661
thanks :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:45 pm, #221643
5 fresh pairs.


ENABLE THE NEEDY -


TAGS: deep stair thoughts
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:21 pm, #218077
made that trip more than once.


JUST A THOUGHT - When you give a donkey a shot, is the needle a pain in the ass?


TAGS: donkey thought vet
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm, #196791
wishful thinking?
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 8:21 pm, #196360
Naw, all you get is a drunk donkey - and Moooooooooooooo excited.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 6:30 am, #195447

nice


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.




Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm, #255892
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am, #255884

real nice mr greybeard


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm, #247149
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm, #246861
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingsh**.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm, #246860
Pennies make decent slingsh** ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


PERSPECTIVE - Sometimes, the only opinion that matters is your own.




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - I hope it's the right size.




THOUGHT - A thought is like a knife: you can use it to butter a slice of bread or to cut your throat. Strangely, most people prefer the second option.




MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




FLOWER POWER -


TAGS: hippie day blah thoughtful coward
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:16 pm, #128049
And this is back when there weren't tazers!


THE END - Everything has an end... even if it's not the end as you thought about...


TAGS: end thought everything
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - July 19, 2011, 7:32 pm, #221582
correction approved... thanks
rerun - July 19, 2011, 7:29 pm, #221580

Home run, 5L


TRIBUTE TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND -


TAGS: tribute people behind scenes thought
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 22, 2011, 2:30 am, #223354
Wanted to say this. Ph**os are from an ad campaign by a German job website jobsintown which says life is too short for the wrong job. Saying because I feel that the collage of about 7 pics looks very confusing. Look closely :-)


PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm, #166025
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm, #166021
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!! - CUZ. I'd really like to thank him/her and Tell them good looking out.




LAZINESS FAIL - ...On second thought, I think it's a win




CAN AN ATHEIST -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Widow9669 - July 5, 2010, 11:57 pm, #183402
The answer is "NO". There is no 'Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick' Insurance.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:25 pm, #111659
That and i love saying Begot, begat, begot, begat.....
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:24 pm, #111656
That didn't go over your head...I was beginning to wo0nder if anyone got that!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:23 pm, #111655
If you took all the folklore and contradiction out or the bible that'a all it would say...begot, begat, begot, begat.........
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 3:17 pm, #111592
...one question begets sooo many more.
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:51 pm, #111587
Crap, I five'd my own picture off the home page. :(
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:32 pm, #111582
If Atheism IS Insurance against 'Acts of God' do Insurance companies change that to 'Acts of 'Yer f***ed''?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:04 pm, #111577
Atheism IS insurance against "acts of god".
DrEvo82 - August 24, 2009, 2:01 pm, #111576
"If your face was square, any razor would do."


Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm, #247483
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm, #247475
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm, #247398
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm, #247397
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm, #247396
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm, #247393
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am, #247385
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am, #247384
And roa5t in5ide it.


Hidden -


TAGS: i searched the world over and i thought wrong
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:58 pm, #253948
Gawd...I'm at teh age now where if I don't put stuff in the same place each time (usually cargo pockets), I'll never find it. 5'd and Faved!
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:07 pm, #253926
A 5L Greeny for not mentioning the time I managed to lock all 3 keys in the car, with it running and of course locked. Dammit, did I just type that out loud?
Airman - March 30, 2014, 1:26 pm, #253918
a great way to annoy others is to find your car in a big parking lot by hitting the panic b***on on your remote
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:41 am, #253915
Ha! Keys are the worst. Well except for the one time I couldn't find the car. Lost my 5hit that day.


Thought of the Day -




Advice -


TAGS: thoughts words alone people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:23 am, #253545
kinda like smoking pot...you gotta start carrying a recorder around with you...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:21 am, #253544
Aw, thanks ma'am.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 7:58 pm, #253536
and that's a really savory alone time...wish I could just remember those words
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 12:48 pm, #253528

Gorgeous, Prissy. Simply gorgeous. 5L


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




Ummm -




Random Thoughts -




Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm, #254807
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm, #254806
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm, #254804
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


A Matter of Time -




Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm, #256503
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm, #256496
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


SEAN'S MOTIFAKES - don't just happen there's a process


TAGS: it takes some thought
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:39 pm, #253871
And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 1:59 pm, #178932
BaZinga!! 5L


Decisions -




AFTER THE STORM -


TAGS: deep thoughts sorta
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2012, 12:31 am, #240394
Thank you Mr Mao. Rick offered up this gorgeous pic, and I see Greeny took advantage too, only his is...…better….as usual…bastard
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 5:52 pm, #240372
Good One Woof 5L Keep Them Coming Ha Ha Mao.
Greeny - November 3, 2012, 3:08 pm, #240371
Here comes the Lipstick!
GaryO - November 3, 2012, 8:15 am, #240368
Emilio, Emilio…you know not with whom you instruct? I was happy with legibility……I……I….….I…….feel a leg hump coming on….hold still
EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:00 am, #240366
Point of typesetting etiquette: Don't leave an "orphan" at the end of a line. (That lonely "I".)


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: museum statue idle idol thoughts
Rating: 4.54/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:50 pm, #220498
Aggie, sounds to me like you speak from experience :)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:56 am, #214815
Ain't it the truth!


THE RIGHT TRACK -


TAGS: my train of thought derailed
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:54 am, #163018
Great
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm, #162934

that is pretty deep thinking there Haar


Border Fencing -


TAGS: border fencing deterrent we thought
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:16 am, #245114
Love the twist


LOGICDUDE RULES -


TAGS: you thought i meant something else eh ld
Rating: 4.13/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:54 pm, #166870
1. but we want him to multiply 2. okay, i dont like light either 3. oh come on its not like he'll be too bad
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:37 pm, #164776
He's daddy to lots of people, at least the test results say so.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:15 am, #164709
LogicDude is my daddy.


THATONECHICK - oh, Queen eh, very nice An' how'd you get that eh? By exploitin' the workers


TAGS: i thought we were an autonomous collective
Rating: 3.9/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:07 pm, #153688
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, ThatOneChick, was to carry the BanHammer. THAT is why I am your Queen...5 mandate from the masses
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am, #153679
Definitely a monarchy. Actually, a matriarchy.


BUNNY -




RANDOM ENCOUNTERS -


TAGS: another poster found elsewhere that i thought would fit in here
Rating: 3.43/5

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SnifflingDarK - May 2, 2011, 2:18 am, #217853
Is not a Magic The Gathering card?
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:35 pm, #136841
smart
darkendangel - October 10, 2009, 3:50 pm, #125564
love it. epic pic too
Treehodger - October 10, 2009, 12:20 am, #125305
ftw


ONE NIGHT AFTER A POKER GAME -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo and thetrasheap thought it was a bunny
Rating: 3.38/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:22 pm, #122969
Nice.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:22 pm, #122949
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:18 pm, #122948
No...Just another crazy Canadian.................www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERDL0BxRXQ
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 4:05 pm, #122942
we're not talkin' the Red/Green show are we?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 4:00 pm, #122940
Tom Green does a decent rendition of Moose CPR.
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 3:43 pm, #122937
I've never seen Moose CPR there Mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 3:28 pm, #122934
If I put Jamesons in the bong....technically I'm doing both at the same time.....5


PRE-INTERNET PREDATORS - Not very subtle but equally as dangerous just the same.




SHARING -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS -


TAGS: i know you can hear my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow assignment for october 28 dreams
Rating: 3.05/5

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Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am, #131407
What ags said.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:31 am, #131396
Excellent. Simply excellent.


YOU'RE DARED -




WHERE ARE MY BOOTS ITS GETTING MIGHTY DEEP -


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm, #227495
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...


Hmmm ... -


TAGS: athiests thoughts
Rating: 2.7/5

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Goatboy - June 3, 2013, 1:21 pm, #246247
The symbol that is the swastika is over 3,000 years old and predates the Christian cross as a religious symbol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:07 pm, #246244
Hmmm, I sense a pattern as well. For all this religion is covered in innocent blood, and shielded behind a stench of piety.


OBAMA - THIS IS NOT THE ____ I THOUGHT I KNEW -




BONECD -




to thine own self be true -


TAGS: deep thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 3:24 am, #261952
Thanks, Prissy!
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:46 pm, #261942
Dammit...guess I found the one that redefined "seldom". 5 gulped L's mizz.
mizzdizz - July 9, 2015, 10:55 am, #261932
Thanks, guys!
GaryO - July 9, 2015, 10:09 am, #261931
by gawd I've tried
rerun - July 9, 2015, 9:28 am, #261929

Now, that's funny.
JesusWept - July 9, 2015, 8:37 am, #261928
LOL x 5


DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: deep thoughts stockholm syndrome
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - June 7, 2015, 11:12 am, #261540
Good show... I guess I must now uphold my end of the bargain.


Dirty Laundry -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 7, 2015, 7:27 pm, #259339
They don't make bleach that strong! 5L
GaryO - January 7, 2015, 6:59 pm, #259337
exactly
concern3 - January 7, 2015, 3:57 pm, #259331
funny 5er


too much to take -


TAGS: overwhelm destroying thought think silence
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:15 pm, #262025
Awesome! Silence is deadly! 5 goth lions!


Final Thought -


TAGS: thought leave insult intelligence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2015, 12:48 pm, #260035
My dear precious Mr. Gary...you're the only man in my life that can still make me say oooooo! Teehee
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 8:00 pm, #260023
My dear dear Miss P, my precious Miss P, I meant if you left, it’d be good if you ‘left like Greeny'...cause he came back...silly monkey.
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 7:59 pm, #260022
It is becoming very evident that my choice of words lately have not been the best in conveying what I mean.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:50 am, #260018
Oh Mr. Gary you could only wish. What would you sick bastrads do without me? Possibly enjoy the silence? Wouldn't give y'all the satisfaction...teehee. Like a woman's periods during pre-menopause, won't be as regular is all.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:44 am, #260017
Jesus...only your Father knows the answer to that...teehee. Not leaving, just a few personal battles so not gonna be on much.
GaryO - February 19, 2015, 10:00 pm, #260006
Hope she does, cause Greeny came back (but I'm thinking this is just another Miss P 5Ler)
JesusWept - February 19, 2015, 6:58 pm, #259999
Final thought?! You're not gonna leave like Greeny?


Old Man Winter Sucks -




Happy Thoughts -




Creepy smiling Grampa -


TAGS: creepier thoughts
Rating: 4.44/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:19 am, #257417
'Tis the season for the Freddie Krueger types to exit the woodwork. G'day!


M-249 SAW vs Sawbuck -




Confessional -




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